The first of which it costs a lot of money to live. I know that everyone knows that but just think if you saved all the money you have spent on toilet paper in your lifetime, most people would have a small fortune. Save for those who steal the t.p. from work. I don’t know, I take more medication than my mother, who for the curious is one really old bag. Even with Insurance I spend probably over $250.00 a month in med’s and doctors visit and that is being lean in my estimate. We won’t even throw in the hospital visits. Food, you gotta have it, that shit costs a lot of money. Forget the toilet paper savings… if you could only live without food we would all be millionaires. I’m so angry about all this money flying out of my pockets I have forgotten anything else I had to bitch about today. Scientists of the world , it’s time to invent those food caplets they have in all the 50′s “future” films. I want to be able to take a pill and receive not just my nutrients for the day but also the flavor as well. It would be something of a vitamin/hallucinogenic type thing, and to add to that request I want it to make me happy as well. I mean the equivalent of 4 or 5 good strong cocktails happy, and without the hangover. So I guess my request for the day is stop experimenting on what causes disease cause we all are gonna go sooner or later, start figuring out how to make us all happy and full for like a dollar a day. Sure fire way to a Nobel Prize I’m telling you. I want my cake and happiness in pill form because since I have to take them, they should do something besides empty my bank account.